"I don't come to these parts that often, so I'll have to hike the price by 30% per litre."
Milk Delivery 2.. - Tales From The Dairy..
"It's tough being a milkman.. People expect you to accept the same price for a 2 km delivery, 20km delivery and an interdimensional delivery, which is absurd. My solution to that is to let them know beforehand about it. if they still want it, they'll pay, if they don't, they can fuck off." - MilkMan.